Further Snapple Real Facts

Here is some more bottle cap wisdom, as interpreted by me.  Hope there's one here you like.

                               
      Further Snapple Real Facts


                   #868
Thomas Jefferson invented the coat hanger
and declared independence from his coat,
which now could be kept in a closet
and not on a public hook or tree.
Little did he know to what other uses
his original product would be put:
harmonica holder, car door un-locker,
unsafe backstreet baby killer.
Is this the price of liberty?

             #44
A bullfrog is the only animal
that never sleeps,
but even a bullfrog
must eventually croak.

           #36
A duck’s quack doesn’t echo:
Nature is too embarrassed
to repeat that sound.

           #50
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth
but seldom have cavities.
Blood may be better than fluoride,
but braces are better than DDT.

                         #25
The only food that does not spoil is honey,
but sweet nothings are the first words to decay.

                      #673
The average turtle can’t reproduce
until it’s 25 years old.
No wonder they’re known as slow.
They’ve got a job before they can go steady.
If only humans were also ready
to say stop even though they can go.