Rules of the Road

Here are a few things that have become obvious from car trips over the years.

                                                       Rules of the Road

                                                               1.
                                            The more spectacular the scenery,
                                             the less the driver gets to see.

                                                               2.
                                             It’s hard to stop on winding roads
                                             and straight roads seldom pass by
                                             anything worth the stopping.

                                                               3.
                                                  The better the view,
                                                  the worse the food
                                                  (and if a restaurant revolves
                                                  so does your stomach).

                                                             4.
                                             Rental cars attract shopping
                                             carts in parking lots and
                                             gravel from passing trucks.

                                                           5.
                                              There is at least one mystery
                                              button or dial on every dash.

                                                               6.
                                               Most street signs make sense
                                               only to those who already know
                                               where they’re going.