Amazon Local Deals #1

I found a (potential) poem in my inbox. (Foreign readers may not be familiar with amazon.com sending out
e-mail coupons for local merchants and services. The combinations are sometimes odd and interesting.)

                                Amazon Local Deals #1

National Philharmonic/Laser Toenail Care/Teeth Whitening/Potomac River Cruise

                          Somewhere in the concert hall, a lucky

                          bargain hunter listens to Beethoven’s

                          9^th , his teeth and toenails gleaming

                          in the sure and certain hope his half

                          price ship is about to come in.