One last household chores poem (for now.)
Clean-up Details
My nature loves to vacuum,
to erase dog hairs from
the carpet and crumbs from
the kitchen – to make much
progress with little effort.
I like to mop almost as much
and cut large swaths of
cleanliness though the foyer
filth or make the bathroom
tile gleam with a single swipe.
But I am deviled by the details –
the hard-to-reach corners and
the stubborn stains – so the
dust rests deep between the
mini-blinds and the walls
seldom get scrubbed.
If the house is my canvas,
I’m a broad-brushed Impressionist.
I’ll leave painstaking realism
to Durer, Bruegel, Bosch,
and the Maid Brigade.
Note to foreign readers: The Maid Brigade is a popular cleaning service that promises to do a thorough job, including all the details I hate to do. (Since we don't hire them, they just don't get done very often.)
Clean-up Details
My nature loves to vacuum,
to erase dog hairs from
the carpet and crumbs from
the kitchen – to make much
progress with little effort.
I like to mop almost as much
and cut large swaths of
cleanliness though the foyer
filth or make the bathroom
tile gleam with a single swipe.
But I am deviled by the details –
the hard-to-reach corners and
the stubborn stains – so the
dust rests deep between the
mini-blinds and the walls
seldom get scrubbed.
If the house is my canvas,
I’m a broad-brushed Impressionist.
I’ll leave painstaking realism
to Durer, Bruegel, Bosch,
and the Maid Brigade.
Note to foreign readers: The Maid Brigade is a popular cleaning service that promises to do a thorough job, including all the details I hate to do. (Since we don't hire them, they just don't get done very often.)
I absolutely HATE vacuuming. And every time my mum wants me to do some of the house work, it's vacuuming she picks. A COINCEDENCE?!!!!!?????
ReplyDeleteI think not. Mothers have a way of knowing what we least like doing.
ReplyDeletehahahah yes, and also a way of not trying to avoid that. :D
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