Monday, September 30, 2013

Autumn Haikus

Here are two variations on the same haiku. Take your pick.

                     Autumn Haikus
         
          The summer seas cool
           as the harvest moon rises.
           See the pumpkins grin.



         The summer seas cool
         as the pumpkin moon rises

         and seasons see saw. 

Monday, September 23, 2013

On Hearing Hank Williams and William Carlos Williams Were Both Born On September 17th

   I won't introduce this one.  The title says it all. (If you don't know Hank Williams, search YouTube for
"I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry."

On Hearing Hank Williams and William Carlos Williams Were Both Born On September 17th
                       
                        Hear those slick tongued Williams boys
                        write a tune to tear your heart.
                        They seemed to share the same sharp skill
                        though born forty years apart.

                        And when Hank asked Doc for those pills
                        to kill the pain that made him lie,
                        Doc gave him a cold, sweet plum
                        so lonesome it could cry.


Monday, September 16, 2013

Amazon Local Deals #1

I found a (potential) poem in my inbox. (Foreign readers may not be familiar with amazon.com sending out
e-mail coupons for local merchants and services. The combinations are sometimes odd and interesting.)

                                Amazon Local Deals #1
National Philharmonic/Laser Toenail Care/Teeth Whitening/Potomac River Cruise

                          Somewhere in the concert hall, a lucky
                          bargain hunter listens to Beethoven’s
                          9th , his teeth and toenails gleaming
                          in the sure and certain hope his half
                          price ship is about to come in.  

Monday, September 9, 2013

A Sense of Occasion

I got thinking about the phrase "occasional poem" - the type of poem that is meant to commemorate some special event. For me, any event that occasions a poem is special.

    A Sense of Occasion

Today is the anniversary
of this same day last year
and the beginning of a new
week, even if it’s not Sunday –
 or Monday.

And, of course, it is
the first day of the rest
of your life, but writers
should be restless.
Regularity is for bowels
not brains,

                     and when
irregularity rules
the occasional poem,
no longer confined
to coronations and
inaugurations,
will come more than
occasionally,
in honor of toothpaste
and twilight
and taxi rides, and
occasionally some
of them will last
for more than
whatever moment

they mark.   

Monday, September 2, 2013

Better Homes and Gardens

This is an experiment in intertwining two poems. Not sure the experiment is completed yet, but here's what I have so far.

                                     Better Homes
                                                                         and Gardens

We practiced split level living
during our 1950’s Delaware days
                                                                          in the newest development
                                                                          in the nation’s flattest state
A two-faced Picasso print
on the upper landing,
                                                                       as we boys played tackle football
                                                                       where our treeless backyards met
my parents room to the right 
Danish modern with a bookcase built
                                                                       while the girls did Maypole dances
                                                                       round the clothes-hung carousels,
into the blonde and black headboard:
the Bible, Green Mansions, and Peyton Place
                                                                        back when mothers warned
                                                                        playing in puddles and public pools
                                                                        might lead to polio but let their darlings
At the opposite end, my bedroom
a penny taped to the tone arm
of my tinny turntable so I could
                                                                        frolic in the fog behind
the mosquito truck and
play “The Great Pretender”
without skipping on a scratch
                                                                        as the refinery’s eternal
flame lit and scented the
languid evening air –
Below the bedrooms,
 the carpeted living room 
where we seldom sat
round patio parties
                                                                        and barbecues
                                                                        during those Eisenhower years
the Formicaed kitchen
where the Waring blender’s whirred
                                                                        of prosperity and duck and
            cover drills
 the formal dining room
where we ate creamed tuna on toast
                                                                     with a smokestack  that glowed
                                                                     from dusk to dawn
when Dad wasn’t there,
tabasco hamburgers when he was
                                                                       
                                                                        like a giant cigarette before
the Surgeon General’s distant
early warning went into effect
A few steps down
to the fake brick
family room
                                                                        while we sat on the air conditioner and let
                                                                         it warm and cool our sweaty legs,
                                                                         the fan’s caged blades roaring at our flesh
at my first boy-girl
party, two couples had a kissing
contest while I watched
                                                                        too young to be afraid
The Twilight Zone
                                                                        or too old to admit it                                     
on the same TV where
                                                                        Dad made me catch 100 throws
                                                                        before he’d let me take a break
where the Phillies pretended
to be a baseball team
                                                                        though he never played
                                                                        baseball as a boy
Beyond one door,
was the two car garage,
                                                                        he was a cheerleader in college
                                                                        before it was competitive and cool
where we kept our winter boots
the field mice slept in
                                                                        and a boxer before
                                                                        it became ancient and dumb             
and the red Rambler
stained the cement floor,
just to the right of where
                                                                        we swung so hard on the swing set
                                                                        its legs lifted from the concrete
                                                                        anchors that were supposed to keep it safe,
my father got out of  his Galaxy
and emptied his stomach
of what my mother excused
as the traveling salesman’s flu
                                                                        the danger adding to our delight
                                                                        as the world spun round and round
                                                                        until the sky became the grass,
                                                                        and the clouds became the ground


Beyond the other door,
was the basement:
                                                                        My dad claimed his cigars were safe
                                                                        since he said he never did inhale
my father’s maroon leather
punching bag that gave me
a bloody nose
                                                                        Carling’s Black Label
                                                                        was cheaper than Miller’s
                                                                        and even cheaper by the case
the water pipe that burst
when I used it for chin-ups
                                                                        as he grew his prized tomatoes
                                                                        beside the septic tank
lined with yesterday’s
news, the empty bird cage
 for the mean parakeet
                                    
                                        we all forgot to feed.