Short takes

Here are some very short, silly/cynical thoughts.  I'm not sure any one of them qualify as poems, so here are three of them, two new and one old.  (Some people find the third one- the old one- offensive, so I apologize for it beforehand if you do.)

Pardon the inconsistent spacing as well.  For some reason, I couldn't get the last two pieces to single space.

                                                                       

                                         Duel Nature

                        When we slap Life in the face

                         and declare, “I demand satisfaction”

                         that’s when we get shot

                         in the back.

                    Breathing Pattern

Inhale. Exhale.

Inspire. Expire.

                 A Politically Incorrect Question

When midget marries midget,

do they make a cute couplet?